December 2011
Watchliterallysame:
gossipgran:
this will always be funny
why am I just seeing this oh my god
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Listening to all of this music, it kind of makes me realize how odd it is to have someone go from being everything in your life to being an occasional footnote in each other’s lives.
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
Click here for more laughs!
“Fear plays an interesting role in our lives.. How dare we let it motivate us. ...”
– James Spader as Robert California, The Office (via wereseeingstars)
In second grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
family: you should invite your friends to this party
me: what friends
5 tags
Obama destroyed the economy!
• job growth every month the administration has been in office; Bush left economy bleeding like a dead hooker
Obama is a socialist!
•food stamps, welfare, social security, medicare, medicaid, public schooling and grants are all forms of socialism
Obama is soft on terrorism!
• kills 3/4 of al-qaeda leadership
Obama is soft on illegal immigrants!
•record...
Goddamn Politics: John Boehner Removes Head From... →
goddamnpolitics:
Dec. 22- Speaker of the House of Representatives John Boehner briefly dislodged his head from its year long hiding place, firmly inside his rectum, to express sudden support for the payroll tax cut bill passed this morning. A GDP reporter was able to get a few words from the GOP leader.
GDP: Do…
